The five stages of running
- An hour before running: I don't wanna run today.
- 5 minutes before running: I'm pumped! Let's do this!
- While running: Can't breathe... Must keep going... Run to the rhythm of my music... Don't die...
- 5 minutes after running: Everything's awesome! I love running! I could run for the rest of my life!
- An hour after running: I. Am going. To die.